Donkey.bas is 45 Years Old – 131 line of Glory

(donkeybas.com)

47 points | by jkrauska 1 hour ago

10 comments

  • nfriend 25 minutes ago
    Brings back memories of GORILLA.BAS! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gorillas_(video_game)
  • vunderba 53 minutes ago
    Nice job. The sound effects are a bit too advanced because early IBM computers shipped with pretty simple, magnetically driven dynamic speakers.

    On a related note, I’ve actually spent the last four months working on a 100% faithful adaptation of both QBasic and QuickBasic 4.5 that runs entirely in the browser on a virtual CPU and hardware abstraction layer. It’s a love letter to everyone who learned to program on Microsoft’s BASIC interpreters in the ’80s and early ’90s.

    The best compliment I’ve received so far is from friends who grew up in the same era I did: when I fullscreen the browser, a few of them assumed it was a virtual machine running the real thing.

    A QBasic port of the original BASIC-based DONKEY.BAS was one of the first programs I got running in it:

    https://mordenstar.com/share/qbasic-core-demos

    • HeyLaughingBoy 22 minutes ago
      At my first job, our entire order-entry and inventory management system was written in QBASIC. I wish I had the source to try it out with this.

      I know someone who might, if we could figure out how to get it off a DOS 5.25" floppy!

  • jkrauska 1 hour ago
    Inspired by the 45th anniversary of the IBM PC, I got my slopmachine cracking on a port of DONKEY.BAS to work in a browser. Pretty happy with the result. As a young person I remember being fascinated that you could make a game like this with so little code.
  • jamesdhutton 17 minutes ago
    For anyone unfamiliar with DONKEY.BAS: it’s notable for having been co-written by Bill Gates. More info on its history bere: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DONKEY.BAS
  • friarpuck 21 minutes ago
    Someone gave my grandfather a Games BASICA floppy that had this and other games on it. But this copy had a few games that had been "modified". I remember in DONKEY.BAS, it would curse at you if you hit the donkey. "YOU STUPID SONOFABITCH". We thought it was hilarious. My grandfather was less pleased. He took it away from us when he found out.
  • pavel_lishin 1 hour ago
    On my machine, it is flickering like _crazy_, as if it's trying to shift back and forth between two resolutions.

    OSX, Firefox, browser size 3326×2830 pixels. Only happens at or around that particular size - resizing the window fixes the issue.

    • jkrauska 57 minutes ago
      • pavel_lishin 19 minutes ago
        Also, on reflection, I think the firefox window size is half of what I reported - I'm not sure what OSX does to its screenshots, but using SHIFT-CTRL-CMD-3, it's reporting about half that size. Not sure if that makes a difference to your changes (likely not).
  • wk_end 39 minutes ago
    It says something about what a thoughtful development environment these early BASICs were, that you could make a full simple little game like this in only 131 lines even though they're ostensibly far less powerful than modern languages. I'm not sure if you could even get an SDL window open and game loop running in 131 lines of (non-golfed) C.

    Never mind how compact, beginner-friendly, and just plain fun they were to use. It's been said countless times but I'll say it again - we've lost something over the years.

    • tancop 15 minutes ago
      raylib might do it in less lines. SDL is designed as a cross platform base layer to wrap in another framework not as something you should be using directly.
  • flowofcontrol 57 minutes ago
    my car keeps hitting the donkey when switching lanes even though I'm already well past it..
    • stronglikedan 49 minutes ago
      have you had anything to drink recently?
  • ChrisArchitect 56 minutes ago
    Related:

    Happy 45th Birthday to the IBM PC and Model F/XT

    https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=49280103

  • spwa4 51 minutes ago
    Ahhh I never saw donkey.bas, and only saw the Microsoft one. You know, when that company cared about being part of the industry, as opposed to being the entire industry, and really want to be 5 other industries to, as they do now.

    Gorillas.bas (it's more or less like worms, except with only 1 gorilla per team)

    On the plus side: it was much prettier.

    • dec0dedab0de 25 minutes ago
      Donkey was for basica/gwbasic. Gorillas was for qbasic, like a decade later.