“I just chose words carefully”

(unsung.aresluna.org)

129 points | by zdw 1 hour ago

16 comments

  • _jackdk_ 28 minutes ago
    I wonder if at any point during writing, the heroic author of that Super Metroid guide learned that "missiles" are not spent "missles", and decided to own the mistake rather than reword the entire guide.

    Also, the font used for the monospace examples in the post is a great kick to the nostalgia. Which one is it? It reminds me of https://int10h.org/oldschool-pc-fonts/fontlist/font?ibm_vga_...

    • mananaysiempre 1 minute ago
      Judging by the lowercase “m” it’s the 8x16 variation[1] and not the 9x16 one you linked, but otherwise yes, looks like the plain old VGA font? (Incorrectly displayed, as the site points out: the VGA didn’t have square pixels in either of those modes.) The site uses (AVIF) images in place of text, but it’s like 15 minutes to write a program that typesets an ASCII file in a given monospace bitmap font and writes out the result as say a PPM (and I’m sure ImageMagick can do it if you’d rather dig through docs than program), so this doesn’t seem to require any further explanation?

      [1] https://int10h.org/oldschool-pc-fonts/fontlist/font?ibm_vga_...

  • sho_hn 1 hour ago
    There's a similar anecdote Gillian Anderson recently revealed during an interview on the X-Files, saying Chris Carter had an OCD-like habit to write dialog to conform to certain text layout preferences (no widows[1]) in the script, which made for the show's distinctive style of dialog cadence.

    1 = https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Widows_and_orphans

  • fhub 37 minutes ago
    Two definitions that I had to look up.

    * Widow: a short final line of a paragraph that gets stranded at the top of the next page or column.

    * Orphan: a first line of a paragraph stranded at the bottom of a page or column.

    • Leonard_of_Q 28 minutes ago
      Those who lived through the (text-mode) WordPerfect era may remember 'widow and orphan protection' as being one of the features which was advertised for this program, i.e it could be set to either move that orphaned first line of a new paragraph to the next page or move a few extra lines or a whole paragraph to the next page to keep the widow company.
      • nosioptar 5 minutes ago
        Text mode WP is the reason I hate almost all word processors, everything else is tepid goat piss by comparison.
  • ivw 59 minutes ago
    suckerpinch has a great video where he uses an LLM to do this same thing automatically

    https://tom7.org/bovex/

    • ivanjermakov 55 minutes ago
      No mention of Tom7's "Badness 0" by the author is the a crime!
      • uolmir 36 minutes ago
        He managed to create the ultimate version of form over function. All hail Lorem Epsom.
  • msephton 22 minutes ago
    BITD I used Protext word processor on Atari ST (and later DOS/Windows PC) which automatically justified monospace text. It also had a pretty good dictionary (all in 512KB of RAM) and I remember doing this word dance to get lines to flow better.

    Manual: https://www.atarimania.com/st/files/protext_5_04_arnor.pdf

    Screenshot of manual section: https://jumpshare.com/share/jOnMu7M36AOEWyoL0QDl

  • stevage 9 minutes ago
    The part that horrifies me about this is the disincentive to revise any part of the text due to the flow-on effects.
  • zellyn 12 minutes ago
    I remember reading Project Gutenberg email updates from Michael S. Hart in the mid to late 90s that were famously formatted like this.

    It’s not too hard if you try, once you get in the groove :-)

  • initramfs 20 minutes ago
    I used to go to my computer laboratory in high school and at my mom's work to print out GameFAQ walkthroughs in the late 90s. They were excellent. I wrote this to remind myself of simple fun that's been superseded by grander ambitions, and sometimes I think I am wrong for choosing the latter.
  • epistasis 56 minutes ago
    I am filled with both a deep admiration and horror at this.

    It's shockingly impressive.

    • cm2012 33 minutes ago
      And that it was done for an amateur game guide! This is like a legendary work of art.
  • techknight 26 minutes ago
    If I remember correctly, this is the tweet (and HN post) that brought it to the attention of the world back in 2021: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=28651093
  • bywater 17 minutes ago
    Learned this the hard way explaining a bug fix; a single ambiguous term derailed an hour-long discussion.
  • RobRivera 25 minutes ago
    Man. I kinda want to stress test my memory of super metroid before reading this guide. I could do a sub 3hr run through at 100% when I was a child.

    I know I couldn't today.

  • lukeh 55 minutes ago
    Ha, I quite enjoy doing this in comments or commit messages where practicable. But, that's just a few lines. :)
    • boothby 17 minutes ago
      It's a guilty pleasure of mine, spending a few minutes to clean up the aesthetics of docstrings and comments. I justify (heh) it to myself by catching unclear wording on this last cleanup pass -- and not taking it too far, obstrusifying for the aesthetic.
  • oxonia 53 minutes ago
    Ye gods! The fact that this was done by hand... I have no words.
  • crate_88 2 minutes ago
    [dead]
  • gkoberger 41 minutes ago
    The Super Metroid guide is the kind of thing that AI will render obsolete, which makes me sad.

    One of my favorite quotes is from Penn and Teller, "Sometimes magic is just someone spending more time on something than anyone else might reasonably expect". AI has shifted that a bit.

    But lots of technology has rendered formerly human-lead things obsolete, and I'm sure we'll find new ways to express creativity.

    • LtWorf 34 minutes ago
      LaTeX has existed for a certain amount of years already.
      • gkoberger 27 minutes ago
        Sure but that's not what I was talking about. I was talking about the guy who wrote a 17,000 guide manually in monospace so that it was justified.