Fixing the Portobello Police Station Clock

(pointinthecloud.com)

81 points | by avidly 1 hour ago

11 comments

  • grahamburger 59 minutes ago
    How fun! Once, after climbing around in a dusty old church attic like this, I had to head straight to the airport for a flight. Barely made it on because something in the dust kept flagging as dangerous. They were using a test strip on my backpack and clothing and analyzing it in some kind of machine. Stressful as I was already pressed for time! Finally got a clean test and they let me through.
    • ndr 54 minutes ago
      Is the solution to a positive swab really to keep swabbing until negative?
      • jkingsman 11 minutes ago
        Ion mobility spectrometry is the tech that powers these, and they're VERY sensitive and VERY prone to false positives because it's just looking for ion signatures ("I smell a nitrate/glycerin/etc."). I'm not sure if they're changing modes on the machines between swabs or something, but the machine is a cue for more in-depth inspection, not "zomg I found a bomb". So, some repeated scanning to rule out a false positive or burn off gunk that's accumulated in the machine i.e. we just got a speck of something on the wand or something is gunking up the scanner as opposed to "someone covered in residue that is scary".
      • grahamburger 52 minutes ago
        Apparently! That or I just have a trustworthy face haha
      • tristor 15 minutes ago
        If this was in the US, it's all security theater. Basically if you get flagged, they swab everything in your bag to find what's getting flagged, and if it's legitimate they pass you through, or they keep swabbing you if its just your hands/arms because they also inspect your bag. It's kind of dumb, but also kind of makes sense.

        For extra fun times, baby wipes / wet wipes get flagged as explosives in the US when they use the sniffer devices.

        • jkingsman 9 minutes ago
          I will be the first to join you on "most of TSA is security theater"; the baby wipes are glycerine getting flagged by ion mobility spectrometry. The machines are fast because they just look for basic chemical building blocks, not doing full spectrometry to figure out the whole compound. So glycerin, nitrates, etc. set it off (and someone else's sticky glycerin e.g. sunscreen can gunk up the machine for multiple subsequent people).
  • timsneath 3 minutes ago
    What a lovely blog in general: some really fun retro-computing projects, written up in a very thoughtful, human way. Feels like a throwback to the earlier hacking spirit of the internet. Thank you, Colin: your "experiment with writing" is a success as far as I'm concerned!
  • sippingabonedry 21 minutes ago
    Send it to Big Clive with a felt pen enclosed.
    • jkingsman 8 minutes ago
      Genuinely underrated way to understand circuits. When I was younger and dumber I thought his practice was a bit silly, but man, it really is king.
  • SaberTail 42 minutes ago
    > The "Status" LED flashes some kind of code - long long, short short short. I assumed the number of flashes would correspond to the time but apparently not. We didn't have time to figure this out before we had to leave.

    long-long-short-short-short is 7 in morse code. They don't say what time they tried this or if it ever changed, though, so that's just a hypothesis.

    • oniony 34 minutes ago
      It's almost certainly this. I suspect the advance button can be used to advance the time via morse code LED flashes and only then committed when you get to the right hour.

      Perhaps the long-press commits the hour, which is why it rang once initially.

  • IsopropylMalbec 22 minutes ago
    The battery on that circuit looks very much like a backup battery we have connected to our house alarm.

    We moved in to the house in 2003 and that battery died this year, so I would imagine that it is already or will very soon die. That said, if it's a backup battery and the electricity supply is stable then it may not make any difference.

  • cortesoft 18 minutes ago
    This sounds like such a fun project, especially to share with like minded friends.
  • bigmadshoe 20 minutes ago
    Such a pleasant surprise to wake up and see my hometown at the top of hackernews!
  • Quai 7 minutes ago
    I want friends like that!
  • totallynotabird 47 minutes ago
    If you like old buildings, clock and bell mechanisms, or rigging, there's a fascinating series of bell tower repair videos on youtube:

    https://www.youtube.com/@DingDongitsthebellguy

    He also posts on reddit under dingdongbellguy

  • IshKebab 13 minutes ago
    I dunno if setting the time counts as fixing...
    • superxpro12 9 minutes ago
      sure it does. the mechanism was no longer functioning properly. and its a repair even moreso considering the unknown nature of the system.

      sometimes you get paid because you know things, sometimes you get paid because you know how to figure things out.

  • floam 44 minutes ago
    They don’t seem to be in contact with the people who actually fixed it.